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me the first time I watched Sherlock:
Sherlock is so cool, so cold hearted, doesn't have feelings he's a sociopath, how cool and cold.
Me now:
Please protect Sherlock Holmes at all cost he is a sad gay In love baby and he's sensitive please do not be mean to him

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Why Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome


  • wicked hella music
  • it made me cry more than once
  • "we are groot"
  • the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
  • basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
  • tiny dancing groot
  • it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
  • there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
  • just groot in general

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

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But if you ever got really fucking hungry and you were lost or whatever, at least you’d have a handy food source?

And they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

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